The Idiot's Array

Session 2/22/2017
It's Casino Night and The time is right!

The Heist is on! The Crew has been entered in 4 different competitions! Poronai Ka Xossh is slicing up the competition in the Pit Fight! Mahn’Dor is rolling alongin the Hintaro Tournament along with Sn’arf! IG-88 MB is ready to float like a Toydarian and Sting like a Nexu in the Annual Droid Shock Box Tournament! Meanwhile, Jaadoh is maintaining crowd control and keeping an ear out for trouble.

First Round and Poronai is up! She faces off against Gurg, the mighty Gammorean! After a fierce fight with swords, Poronai slices into Gurg and stabs his blade down into him!

IG-88 MB gears up for his first match and illegally shoots his competition with a still functional rapid fire machine gun, blowing up his opponent and being declared the victor due to default,

Mahn’dor and Sn’arf fight in the Hintaro tournament. Mahn’dor does so so and manages to stay in the tournament. Sn’arf does really well. Kier Beller fails to keep up and is elminated.

Guy Might Is snuck into Fidavor Satori’s office to begin the process. Fidavor receives a message from an Ezan Eon. Ju’era over hears this and runs to the setup area. Fidavor heads to his office and Guy Might is hiding under his desk. In Order to help him, IG-88 runs into the office and burns his eyebrows off and Guy Might manages to finish up the programs and runs out to the ship with IG.

Poronai then gears up for the next fight and wins an easy victory over Jull Foss.

Mahn’dor then does ok but manages to spot that Rennek is cheating and manages to get him out of the tournament.

Poronai then gears up for a finals match against the mysterious Blug Pond, a power armor wearing warrior. Poronai grabs 2 swords while Blug grabs a Vibro Axe. Poro gets in a few hits before Blug manages to bury the axe into Poro’s leg. Poro falls over, screams in pain and uses the force to push the Axe, a rock and Blug’s helmet away. When she removes Blug’s helmet, it’s revealed that Blug is actually Reta, having entered the tournament for unknown reasons.

Mahn’dor then competes to take out Sn’arf and Yodel. Sn’arf is out first. And then a long back and forth happens between Yodel and Mahn’dor. Eventually Mahn’dor wins with the best roll in the game!

Ju’era then ends the night with her soulful dance using her emotions to fuel her drive. She manages to take home the gold.

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Session 3/1/2017
The 1st Big Payoff

The crew of the Idiot’s Array manage to Sneak out of the casino, grabbing their money and planting a bug on Reta, who was left unconcious after her fight with Poronai. Jaadoh attempted to fix Poronai’s leg, but failed and the leg was amputated. Mahn’Dor, Ju’era, and Poronai were given there rewards after a reward ceremony.

Jaadoh left first to check up on Guy Might and IG-88 MB, only to discover that the ship was about to be impounded. Jaadoh went aboard the ship and IG-88 MB to launch the ship. IG placed his head on the ship flight computer but failed to pull the ship upward, launching the ship forward and crushing the guy sent to impound the ship. After trying multiple times to launch the ship, IG finally stopped crashing the ship and flew out into the woods.

Mahn’Dor, Ju’era, Poronai, and Sn’arf left the casino shortly afterwards to check on Keth and see if the program had worked. Given that it was at night, they had to find their way around the city. Luckily for them, they managed to stumble across his apartment. They found Keth in robes and underwear eating a bowl of Lion-o’s. He said he would give them their reward in the morning at their original deal, and Poronai had persuaded him to give them more. They ended up with their first big score.

At the Ship, IG, Jaadoh, and Guy Might tried there best to fix the ship. A Veermok began to attack the top of the ship. IG blow it up and then proceeded to run away into the night.

The Next day, Mahn’dor, Poronai, and Ju’era had managed to steal a land speeder and drove out to the woods. When they returned, IG had also returned wearing a crown of bone and a veermok skin. The Crew loaded up and were about to leave when they received a Comm from Ezan Eon. Ezan tried to talk them into surrendering Ju’era, but failed to convince the crew. As a show of power, He pulled Reta from off to the side of the projection and proceeded to shoot her in the back. The crew was then attacked by 2 Z-95 Headhunters being piloted by Ezan’s men. One ship had its cockpit door blown out and wasn’t able to go into space, while IG shot the other one into pieces. We left our crew as they traveled to wherever Guy Might brought them.

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Session 3/8/2017
Back To the Satellite of Love

The Idiot’s Array has Arrived back onto the Satellite of Love. When they arrived, Gorba the Hutt contacted them being rather nice. She comped them some chips and hotel rooms. After some Gambling and a client for Ju’era, They meet with Gorba who kindly asked them to escort a friend, Lorn Baize, in exchange for additional credits and ship repairs. The crew agreed.

Lorn Baize, a Young Hutt, has been tasked to talk to his father Gargata. After a long flight, they agreed to help the hutt on his quest. On arriving on the planet, they convinced the guards to give them an audience.

After the Young Hutt fails to talk to his father, Guards go in to seize them. Poro’nai then uses the force to shove the guards out the nearby window. Gargata says “Oh No! They have a Jedi!.” He attempted to float away but IG-88 MB shot out the controls and repulsors . After taking out the guards, Lorn asked for Gargata to be murdered. IG-88MB burned him alive. Lorn asks them to stay a day to help him. Lorn Accidently reveals his mother is Gorba. The Crew agrees to help.

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Session 3/16/2017
Otter Space!

The Crew this week found themselves back at the Satellite of Love after being on Nika for a week. Upon arrival, they find the ship being repaired by a Selonian mechanic named Zol Hazarous. Ju’era (Gah’Eju’Era) has Sn’arf bring the tank to the ship. In order to get the tank into the ship, the hanger door needs to be open. Unfortunately, RZ-15 opens the door, which lands harshly and can’t be closed.
Jado got a Donut Droid.

Meanwhile, Jado Bor and Poronai Ka Xossh head to the Cybernetics Doctor named Len Izah. Len is an old college “friend” of Jado’s. They get the new leg with a repulsor blast.

When they get back to the ship, Mahn’Dor head out to Gorba, and they wrap up their previous mission.

When they all make their way to the ship, rumbling begins to happen on the other side of the satellite. They discover a Imperial Star Destroyer outside. As Stormtroopers burst in, they all begin a brawl. As they take them all out, they dash off into the stars.

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Session 4/2/2017
Mahn'dor Karr'Huuk

The Ship, after leaving the satellite of love, receives a message from Karr Huuk, Mahn’Dor’s brother. He asked them to come to Coruscant to help him out with something. Ju’era then set a course for Coruscant, but however had failed to properly enter the coordinates and ended up near the sun of the solar system. Ju’era managed to pull the ship away, but not quick enough for the heat to affect the ship. The engine was damaged due to heat, and the glue keep the ship together was coming undone. Zol Hazarous attempted to fix the engine but could only make the ship come in for a glide. Ju’era and Mahn Dor set the ship down onto the ground with the help of emergency services.

Since the ship has no insurance, the Emergency Team impounded the ship, until they could work out payment. The Crew set out to find to find Karr Huuk in the crowded city. They took Public transportation. While aboard the shuttle, IG-88 MB decided he didn’t like this sketchy guy on the ship, and proceeded to throw him out the window. Ju’era managed to calm everyone down by convincing them that IG-88MB was the real IG-88 and he had just stopped a bad guy.

When they arrived to meet Karr Huuk, Karr had offered to buy them dinner at a very fancy restaurant. He told him the crew that he was now an assistant to a poweful rodian senator. He told the crew he need help with Mahn’dor’s old boss Wilfrus. Wilfrus seems to be messing with Karr’Huuk’s boss and seems to be trying to setup something mischievous. He asked them to look into it and stop it if they can. We end with a nice dinner.

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Session 4/5/2017
Let's go Shopping!

So! In this short session, Karr Huuk drops off our crew at the Sheev’s Exalted Veil Resort and Spa to spend the night. The next morning they are told to visit Eucuse Lepus, at the Biscuit Baron that he owns. They meet Eucuse and he tells them that Wilfrus is planning a Black Tie Event. He gives the crew each a ticket and tells them of someone named Sluice Besnorx who has a Holographic Disguise Matrix they can use. Poronai Ka Xossh scarfed down a whole bunch of food in 15 seconds.

Mahn’Dor, IG-88 MB, and Zol Hazarous went to visit Sluice in his shop “Sluice’s Tech and Landspeeder”. In exchange for taking him to his homeworld, he gave them the device.

The crew then preceded to a shopping montage and we ended as they got back to the hotel.

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4/16/2015
No more honest game then Gambling

The Crew head off to the party, all well dressed in their new fancy outfits. Mahn’Dor used the holographic disguise matrix to disguise himself as a human. (HuMahn’Dor). Upon getting in Ju’era (Gah’Eju’Era) used her charms to trick people into thinking she was a celebrity. The crew entered the party. Mahn’dor and Zol Hazarous headed over to the gambling table to start their plan of taking the money away from Wilfrus. Here they met a Karkarodon named Aphra, and a male blind Imperial officer. Ju’era got Wilfrus drunk and her self in the process. She then did a hand stand in a dress with no bottoms on. The Imperial officer and Poronai Ka Xossh had a quick conversation where he let her know that he knew mahn dor was hiding.

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4/19/2017
Irate, Mad, Annoyed, Cross, Vexed, Irritated

At the party, Mahn’Dor and Zol Hazarous are at the gambling table with Wilfrus, a Karkardon, and an Imperial Officer. Mahn’Dor and Zol convinced Wilfrus to make a simple bet of 1 crates of Insurants for a fancy shuttle. Wilfrus spilled a milkshake off the table and asked IG-88 MB to pick it up. IG proceeded to grab the glass and break it in front of Wilfrus, who then asked to guard to take him away. IG proceeded to knock that man over and then repeatedly punched that man in the face. Zol noticed that IG chestpiece was malfunctioning and it caused him to be inactive. Poro grabbed IG and dragged him outside. Ju’era (Gah’Eju’Era) convinced the party that he was IG-88 the bounty hunter. The party calmed down. IG-88 and Poro later came back in and IG gave a fake apology. Mahn’dor and Zol won the first round of their bet, and Wilfrus asked to raise the stakes. They won again and again until Wilfrus had lost 2 of his shares in his businesses. Wilfrus attempted to grab Mahn’dor and threaten him into gambling again, and when Mahn’dor refused to gamble,Wilfrus sent the guard after them. Mahn’dor, Zol and IG-88 attempted run but only IG succedded but grab Mahn’dor. Mahn’dor’s disguise matrix shorted and revealed himself. Wilfrus, in a rage, ordered the guards to kill him. Zol took advantage of this and threw all the guards down while making his escape. The whole crew reached the balcony but were stuck without a speeder. IG made a leap of the building. Meanwhile, the Imperial Officer walked out a window, made some vague threats and left. We leave our crew, on the balcony with Imperials and Karr’Huuk on their way.

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4/27/2017
Hot night in the city!

The Crew managed to escape from the balcony by getting a ride from Karr Huuk. While flying away, The crew’s speeder was shot at by Wilfrus’s men. The crew managed to take the speeder down, but they were shot down in the process. They landed on the roof of the Department of Repulsor Vehicles. They meet a stormtrooper who let them in and sold Mahn’Dor some death sticks. They sneak their way out and meet up with Rez, and IG-88, each who took a speeder and bike. They make they’re back to the hotel and rest. In the next few hours, thugs came to their doors and tried to attack them, but ended up fleeing. They call Kar Huuk and head to his “house”, which turns out to be a trap. When more thugs confront them, they burn most alive, shot one, stab one thru the neck and break one’s knee open. They find out it was the Senator that sent the thugs, and the crew intends to pay a visit.


15 XP awarded

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4/29/2017
Good Vibrations!

After a quick visit to the Dex’s Diner, the crew decides to head to the Senator’s apartment to get their earned money. They first into the building, with Poronai Ka Xossh wielding a new VibroChainsaw. They proceed to shoot all the computers and disable any alarms. They make their way to the Senators Apartment. They kill a bunch of dudes. They talk to the senator and they convinced him to give them the money. They leave on a shuttle left outside the window by the dudes they killed.

20 XP Earned

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